Zoology - Futility Closet
Reponse of a 10-year-old child invited to write an essay about a bird and a beast:...
A Number Maze - Futility Closet
By Wikimedia user Efbrazil. Begin at the star. The number at your current position tells you...
The Vista Paradox - Futility Closet
In Bologna, the former convent of San Michele in Bosco contains a 162-meter hallway that’s “aimed”...
Topsy-Turvy - Futility Closet
“The Great Matrimonial Admonisher and Pacificator,” a reversible lithograph published in Baltimore in 1861. Via the...
Memoranda - Futility Closet
Excerpts from the literary notebooks of Thomas Hardy: “Loughborough used to say, ‘Do what you think...
Unquote - Futility Closet
“Gambling promises the poor what Property performs for the rich: something for nothing.” — Shaw
Dream Weaving - Futility Closet
Pat Ashforth and Steve Plummer make knitted illusions. When it’s viewed from the front, each piece...
Wine and Roses - Futility Closet
This portrait of Bacchus contains the images of two lovers. Where are they?
Alternating Tread Stairs - Futility Closet
Conventional stairs are somewhat extravagant: Because users alternate their steps (1), half of each tread goes...
Secondhand - Futility Closet
If nature be regarded as the teacher and we poor human beings as her pupils, the...
A Hazy Mate - Futility Closet
Raymond Smullyan presented this oddity in his Chess Mysteries of Sherlock Holmes in 1980. Suppose we...
R.I.P. - Futility Closet
Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdős’ epitaph reads “Végre nem butulok tovább” — “I’ve finally stopped getting dumber.”
Head Games - Futility Closet
This is beautifully well done — a humiliating list of all the ways your brain can...
More Geomagic - Futility Closet
Another geometric magic square from Lee Sallows: (Thanks, Lee!)
Seeing Things - Futility Closet
This is a picture of a cow. If you can’t see it (I couldn’t), there’s an...
One World at a Time - Futility Closet
Thomas Jefferson to the Rev. Isaac Story, Dec. 5, 1801, on the afterlife: When I was...
Shipshape - Futility Closet
These are the punts of Trinity College, Cambridge, moored on the River Cam. What is the...
Escort - Futility Closet
Steaming from New York to the Azores in 1867, Mark Twain noted a curious companion overhead:...
Narrow Meaning - Futility Closet
Reader J. William Hook submitted this curiosity to the Strand in August 1899. Holding the page...
Small Talk - Futility Closet
(Until William Herschel’s advances in telescopes, stars seemed to have “rays” or “tails.”) At a dinner...
The Octoplex - Futility Closet
An art gallery with n walls will always be safe with n/3 guards — the guards...
Practice - Futility Closet
For the past eighty years I have started each day in the same manner. It is...
In a Word - Futility Closet
renitence n. unwillingness, resistance to persuasion subdolous adj. cunning, crafty, sly autoschediasm n. something done on...
Misc - Futility Closet
Julius Caesar thought that elk have no knees. Duke Ellington’s first piano teacher was named Marietta...
International Relations - Futility Closet
From Martin Geldart’s Guide to Modern Greek, 1883: Here we are (arrived) at the station. What...
A Smile More Brightened - Futility Closet
In September 1931 the Weekend Review pointed out the “regrettable omission of any reference to tooth-brushing...
The Other Half - Futility Closet
Who’s Who invites its contributors to list their recreations. Some responses are unusual: Charles Causley: “Playing...
The Engine - Futility Closet
Gulliver’s Travels describes a device by which “the most ignorant person, at a reasonable charge, and...
Fundamentals - Futility Closet
In 1955, the editor of a Michigan high school newspaper wrote to E.E. Cummings, asking his...
Freight - Futility Closet
A problem from Cambridge mathematician J.E. Littlewood’s Miscellany (1953): Is it possible to pack a cube...
Overheard - Futility Closet
Song of a neighborhood nightingale transcribed in 1868 by German naturalist Johann Matthäus Bechstein: Tioû, tioû,...
Some Lost Snowmen - Futility Closet
In his Lives of the Most Excellent Painters, Sculptors, and Architects (1550), Giorgio Vasari notes that...
"Good and Clever" - Futility Closet
If all the good people were clever, And all clever people were good, The world would...
A Magic Box Cube - Futility Closet
Reader William Walkington devised this “hollow” cube of order 4, each of whose faces is a...
"A Sound of Clinking Waiters" - Futility Closet
“Description of things and atmosphere” from the notebooks of F. Scott Fitzgerald: “The island floated, a...
"Mary Had a Transposed Lamb" - Futility Closet
The second stanza of this poem is an anagram of the first: A girl once kept...
Academia - Futility Closet
Caprices of Oxford dons, recounted in Maurice Bowra’s Memories: 1898-1939: “In his quiet way [Wadham College...
Viewpoint - Futility Closet
In judging others we can see too well Their grievous fall, but not how grieved they...
Misc - Futility Closet
Dante’s 1577 essay “De vulgari eloquentia” contains a 27-letter word, sovramagnificentissimamente, “supermagnificently.” Life Savers candies were...
Addendum - Futility Closet
Visiting Orchomenus, Greece, in 1810, Lord Byron discovered this entry in the travelers’ book: Fair Albion,...
Block Grant - Futility Closet
Visual proofs of the formulas for the difference (left) and sum (right) of two cubes. By...
Unquote - Futility Closet
“When I stop drinking tea and eating bread and butter I say, ‘I’ve had enough.’ But...
Reunion - Futility Closet
In the church of St. Mary Magdalen in Mulbarton, Norfolk, is mounted a copper diptych, a...
Perspective - Futility Closet
Two evenings spent at La Scala, Milan, one of them standing up, the other sitting down....
"A 'Religious' Fish" - Futility Closet
Describing this fish (Holocanthus Alternaus), which was caught off Zanzibar, a correspondent of the ‘Times of...
Turnabout - Futility Closet
Palindromes submitted by correspondent Henry Campkin to Notes and Queries in 1873: A milksop jilted by...
Prospect - Futility Closet
In Eric Cross’ 1942 book The Tailor and Ansty, Irish tailor and storyteller Timothy Buckley recounts...
Line of Succession - Futility Closet
A phonetic mnemonic for the first 32 U.S. presidents, by Edwin C. Silvey: I don’t know...
"Prepopr Splelnig" - Futility Closet
In 1999, a letter in New Scientist noted that randomizing letters in the middle of words...
Pigs Penned - Futility Closet
In 1899 the Strand invited 13 British celebrities to draw a pig with their eyes closed....