Bookmarks (32)

  • Private Markets Get More Public

    Also equity funding costs, buying the dip, Endeavor, litigation funding arbitrage and accountant narcissism. 

  • There’s a Stock Exchange for Lawsuits

    Litigation finance, Endeavor closed, 23andMe went bankrupt, insider trading selfies, Swiss bank accounts and lottery winners.

  • Netflix Producer Traded Instead

    Also personalized deposit rates, QXO buys Beacon Roofing, ‘my car cost more than this’ and a...

  • Everyone Wants Debt, Not Equity

    Dividend recaps, hedge fund analysts, TD Bank AML, Goldman Sachs succession, X valuation, perpetual strife and...

  • Strategy Sells Perpetual Strife

    Also lottery ETFs, investment bank staffers, 24/5 clearing and AI that sells itself.

  • Spies in the Sales Slack

    Also Chevron merger arbitrage, private rooms in dark pools and art liquidations.

  • You Need Regulators to Deregulate

    Also private-credit restructuring capacity, Binance World Liberty and watch correlation.

  • Investment Bankers Don’t Work for Free

    Also the American Dream mall is open, coal companies as climate solutions and round-number stock prices.

  • Hedge Funds Need to Know the Weather

    Also private credit liquidity, yellow pine futures, Polymarket regulatory entrepreneurship and symbolically significant desks.

  • Arbs Want to Appraise Endeavor

    Also a QXO/Beacon deal, a walnut investment vehicle and a Neom update.

  • Steak Dinners Sell ETFs

    First Trust, Aspiration Partners, Millennium equity and Bitcoin reserves.

  • There Was a Texas Lottery Arbitrage

    Also 23andMe’s board dynamics, Bio-Techne’s stock options and Goldman’s vice presidents.

  • Citi Hit Another Wrong Button

    Also the big four hedge funds, memecoins are not securities, the CFPB gives up on Capital...

  • Citi Keeps Hitting the Wrong Buttons

    Also losing a billion dollars is cool, CEO personal conduct, the crypto strategic reserve, State Street...

  • Buy Infowars for the Memes

    Also asking questions about Tesla, bribing auditors and Never Alone Capital.

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    Robots Will Write the Macro Forecasts

    Also BlackRock’s DEI-linked loans, Tesla’s related-party accounting and AI resumes for junior bankers.

  • JPMorgan Wants to Lend Companies Money

    Also Adderall causes insider trading, predicting startup funding, pig butchering a bank and the executive vice...

  • ESG Isn’t Passive Anymore

    13Ds, Ackman’s Berkshire, highest-paid hedge fund managers, X’s valuation and converting from a broker to an...

  • The Unicorns Are Zombies

    Also Safe Superintelligence, OpenAI voting rights, the egg spot market, Libra and the Meet Kevin ETF.

  • Gold Is Worth More in New York

    Also shareholder proposals, OpenAI, QRT and a picture of a house.

  • Not Everywhere Is Insider Trading

    CFDs abroad, Vanguard advice, Dow tracking error and Metaplanet.

  • Sure Elon Musk Might Buy OpenAI

    Also passthrough fees, memecoins and financial advisers who tell you how to give away all your...

  • Memecoin Pumps Are Just for Fun

    CBS procedurals, Josh Allen MVP coin, SEC Crypto Task Force, RIP CFPB, volatility and some Treasuries...

  • Delaware Tempts Daktronics

    Cumulative voting, Pimco vs. private credit, dumb rebalancing, antigravity propulsion, private jets to Ibiza and Strategy.

  • Private Credit Is the New Public Credit

    Also TripAdvisor can leave Delaware, Bill Ackman tweets and deletes, and Enron is a memecoin.

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    Robinhood Wanted B*ts on the B*g G*me

    10 years of Money Stuff, an emerging asset class, nothing is securities fraud, a sovereign wealth...

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    Texas Tempts Meta

    Also Bally’s Chicago, a MicroStrategy pause, Bitcoin for college and prediction market manipulation.

  • Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

    Andrew Left, hedge fund hiring, white knights, CBDCs and Enron 2.0.

  • Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

    FartStrategy, minority ownership, IPO fee competition, SpaceX in ETFs and InfinityPools. 

  • Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

    Also Robinhood fines, private equity cell phones, sister-in-law insider trading and CFPB regulation of video games.

  • Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

    Also narrow-ish banking, MicroStrategy miscellanea, defining AGI and breaking into DTC.